February 2012
babyonce:
hey if you’re ever looking for a way to freak someone out
dig up their dead friend from the grave after the person is almost done mourning them and carve “let not your sorrows die, though i am dead” into the dead person’s flesh in roman letters and then prop the corpse outside their friend’s door
this helpful suggestion brought to you by shakespeare
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snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
Watchliterallysame:
OH MY GOD WHAT
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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via iwantwaffleboy)
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hiptoyourjive:
Someone create a religion around angelina jolies leg
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
legolasgreenleaf:
sinisterlava:
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
#My precious
lol jesus every time
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legolasgreenleaf:
joshishollywood:bergmanngabor:pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
This comparison would only work if Harry Potter deserved to win anything
aw come on really though the last one was pretty good! that gif though god lol
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
Im watching Mean Girls and i would just like to say that tumblr has ruined this movie for me.
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i just finished the new star trek movie and i couldnt help but notice how many times James T. Kirk finds himself hanging off a ledge.
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“A blank sheet of paper is God’s way of saying it’s not so easy to be God.”
– Absent Things as if They Are Present, Longform (via nevver)
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